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Tuesday, June 17, 2025

2025: June

 Finally made my cornbread. Krusteaz was the only mix without additives, artificial ingredients or preservatives. It asked for milk, egg, and oil. So I experimented as I do not do milk or eggs. It took longer to bake and is not as tall as the photo on the box but it is delicious,sweet and crumbly but stays together. Says 12 servings I think I got 18 in the freez




er.oops contains a bio engineered food ingredient. Maybe if I eat enough of it for 20 years I will grow a penis on my forehead.

batter in pan


pyrex baking dish in larger metal pan just in case the pyrex cracked.

Fresh out of the oven. I had to improvise cooling racks as I threw away my ancient ones recently. So I placed 4 dinner knives on paper towels and the cornbread on parchment paper on top - worked fine



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June 22 2025

This note was found at the base of shrubs below as I headed for my parking lot walk

Tempted to write on reverse side:

Please

after reading and executing the message on reverse side  dispose of this paper properly, not leave it to the wind and make me pick it up. Fuck you or thank you as the case may be.


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Friday, June 13, 2025

2025: RACCOON INVASION

 2:12 am Friday- the raccoons left the building. Not without having a fart festival earlier. Mother and 4 kits took a long time deciding how to get to ground. I kept saying "use the stairs" as I always do to these rascals. They eventually take my advice. one little one kept climbing back up the wall toward the eaves. Mother would grab the kit by the neck. They are so freaking adorable. Well worth all the sleepless nights from the noises they made. I took a video but it will take a while to post.







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The mother kept trying to teach them how to use the stairs. Most of them preferred the deck railing then to the stairs outside railing. Only one- the tiniest- followed mother down the stairs.

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Listen to the noises they make

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